What movies have not aged well?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

You Only Live Twice

The Man with the Golden Gun

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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A View to a Kill

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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Moonraker

Dr No

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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Diamonds Are Forever

Goldfinger

Live and Let Die

What pet would you strongly not recommend?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-J W Pepper

What are the best ways to treat seasonal allergies?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why do I sweat (mostly on face) when I eat usually spicy food?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

How long can someone with narcissistic tendencies maintain a facade of fake love before their true self is revealed? Is there a specific trigger or amount of time that causes them to reveal their true nature?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What are the defining characteristics of woke liberals and conservatives in the United States?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Octopussy

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From Russia With Love

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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